Lizzie. 15. English. I like to write, draw and fantasize about fictional characters.

untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou, via cardinal-sasslieu)

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flrebender:

DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY

(via notsosupersami)

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bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via notsosupersami)

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vanjalen:

i love every part of this

lediableaquatre:

cedrikaprovencher:

landorus:

I feel like “restaurant” shouldnt be spelled like that.

Les anglophones volent des mots à d’autres langues puis chialent parce qu’ils ne sont pas orthographiés comme ils le voudraient!

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(Source: landorus, via janyasugg)

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via siriuslyscrewedup)

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thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

(via danhowellspenis)

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livewithmelaughwithme:

patchjelly:


s o u r c e

Blubbering: Unattractive, loud crying. Characterized by mutters, truncated, erratic breathing, clinched facial expressions and hunched posture.Hyperventilate-Crying: Forceful crying causing heavy breathing, resulting in the inability to speak or produce sounds even resembling words.Scream-Crying: Violent crying accompanied with bouts of yelling or sometimes shrieking. May also include slapping, punching or other physical expressions of distress.Silent Tears: Soft, inaudible crying that does not draw attention; May manifest only in a single tear rolling down one’s cheek.Sobbing: Heavy crying with a large volume tears flowing steadily; Generally audible but not inappropriately loud.
Sniveling: Audible, but soft crying, also prone to muttering and erratic breathing; May also show signs of drool or mucus.Weeping: A gentler version of sobbing; Involves soft, steady stream of tears with some times lightly audible signs of distress.Whimpering: Soft crying usually including few or no tears at all; Often incorporates muttering and/or high-pitched sighs.

reblogs for writing reference*

notentirelysane:

i-believe-in-sherlylocks:

Oh im so definitely winning.

(I won.)

Definitely not. 

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buddywho:

thelastmellophone:

WHY DIDN’t I DISCOVER THIS YEARS AGO

Holy shit

Oh im so definitely winning.

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