Lizzie. 15. English. I like to write, draw and fantasize about fictional characters.
Q: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material


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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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GUESS WHOS SUPER DUPER EXCITED ABOUT TOMORROW?

IT’S ME.

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brattylifts:

AGGRESSIVE

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblogging this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

thingsididntknowwereerotic:

balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

This post is everything I believe in.

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cherrybombkisses:

artdeko:

Poetry.

omg
a post about the subtitles on my harry potter vcd

jaymhensley:

so i found my old vcd-copy of harry potter and the chamber of secrets and… i don’t know what’s more entertaining, the movie or the subtitles.

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